Not everyone you lose is a loss.
(via butchrag)

(Source: starlate, via littleschoolboy)

Tuesday with 1,236 notes / reblog

coluring:

*Loses weight because is too lazy to walk to the kitchen every day*

(Source: coluring, via thisismeandnooneelse)

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

(via wawaqueen)

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

(via thisismeandnooneelse)

Tuesday with 1,543 notes / reblog
Tuesday with 294,934 notes / reblog
Tuesday with 5,029 notes / reblog

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via thisismeandnooneelse)