There’s a brief moment when you first wake up where you have no memories, a blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness, but it doesn’t last long and you remember exactly where you are and what you are trying to forget.

v0rtechs:

wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!image

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There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

So that’s what happened to all of Jade’s pumpkins

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tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]
  • me: wow i finally understand math
  • moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this
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tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

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Sometimes an understanding silence was better than a bunch of meaningless words.
Mia Sheridan, Archer’s Voice (via wordsnquotes)

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near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

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goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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